Plastic Bags

If there is one thing I enjoy it's a good plastic bag. Garbage bags (clean and unused of course) or shopping bags it really doen't matter. I could sit there and lick them for days. Don't you just LOVE the texture of plastic on your tongue. Me too!

The humans brought over a bunch of bags and left them all over the house the other day. I feel like I've died and gone to kitty heaven.

Licking Myself

Oh come on. You would do it too if you could.


-LC

The Human

I would just like it noted that due to the laws of this nation (animals cannot own property), the human I live with gets credit each and every time I post. It really pisses me off. It has something to do with IP addresses, him actually owning the condo, etc. It all sounds like a bunch of politics to me. What is it with humans and all their rules?

Anyway just thought I would explain why it always says "posted by: Kevin Rehberg".

Don't be fooled. It is really me.

LC

Feedback

I have gotten a few emails in response to my published articles. I am here to set the record straight. No I am not Lauren Conrad. That bitch has tried to steal my identity. Ever since that show Laguna Beach started my life has been hell! We won't even talk about the Hills. Just remember, there is only one LC that matters and that is me.

Signed,

The real LC

I am not nice

Everyone always thinks since I rub up on people and purr a lot that I am nice. Let's get one thing straight from the get go... I am not nice. I am a hunter. My ancestors were hunters. It is what I do.

About Me - The World's First

I may not be the first cat to ever speak, but I am quite certain I am the first to ever write. Most people don't believe it. I constantly hear things like, "Ha! A cat that can write..." or "Am I expected to believe this"? Yes. You are.

I have my own desk and laptop. I write articles for Feelin Frisky, Meow Magazine and have a weekly column titled Cats: God's Idea of Greatness. It is mainly about me, naturally.

I share a condo with a human. He is never there, always out working - whatever that is. It's cool though because it gives me a chance to focus on my writing and do the things I enjoy like watching birds, eating and napping. Who doesn't love a good nap? I have made an art out of it.